Waghmare... - Shame! Shame!
Shut down the police station
Shame on the policemen
Sir, the crowd is growing
Drive them away
Shut the doors. - How can we shut the doors
This is a police station. - Yes, that's the big problem
Doors of a police station can't be closed. What to do now?
They have a point, since you got posted to this police station...
...there's been a spurt in kidnappings.
You mean, I have a hand in this?
No sir, but the law is supposed to know everything. Why don't you say...
who's behind the kidnappings? - Your father
What! - No, my daddy perhaps. Look...
it's a crisis and we got to solve it. - Indeed
But I've no clue about who's behind these kidnappings
You're back? - What are you Jassi, a wrestler?
Every time I try to get close to you, you give me a flooring
You keep dreaming 24 hours of how to finger your wife...
...I keep you floored
Then how about you on top of me, that'd be fun
For thinking that you're a Dharmendra, I'll show you, just you wait.
What are you up to? - Where's the broom?
You won't find it
Why? - I hid it
Where's the stick? - You won't find it
I hid it where you won't find it
Will you force yourself upon me? - I shall
If you won't give in, then I will.
Strange, the ways of a man with his wife
Let go of me
Jassi, give me a yoghurt shake
Must you grab me whenever and wherever...
...you won't even let me breathe in peace
Cool
The maid
Groping the maid, in front of you?
But maybe, when you aren't around? - Shut up
Lady, I want my salary
Of course, I'll give it to you, why not, when do you want it?
Right now, or when you're leaving?
You settle with her later. First, collect the rent from the twosome
Okay, later. - Pronto
Say that
How many...
men...
there were? Mind-blowing! How many men were there
More?
Turban... beard... downstairs...
you mean the uncle downstairs, yes, we call him chief
Two... men... were there. Chief, there were two men Mind-blowing
Ahead?
What? Ok!
Yes, say that
What happened? Is it tough?
Give me something, man
Beast... dog... cat... buffalo... elephant... cow?
Pig, hippopotamus, giraffe ? Which beast is it?
Shut up, just shut up?
Forget it; now start again?
Piss? After 3 months of trying to watch this flick...
you want to go pissing now? No, it's something else?
Chop it off? And afterwards, piss? What... no?
Pissing, chopping, any connection?
Right, no connection
But explain it properly
Forget it, start again
Piss... chop that?
Pi and ss
Forget the rest
Take pi
Pi... then?
Lady, yes
And marry?
Couple... husband-wife, wife-husband?
At the wedding? Bride and groom... groom?
Groom it is
Groom? No, the previous, Pi?
Pi and groom
Pig!
Son
Son of a pig. Mind-blowing!
What's next?
Sons of pigs, there were only 2 of them...
...and you were a threesome, still you ran
You are a twosome
Some twosome you are, but I don't run...
...I collect the rent, then I go, get it?
I didn't get a word, what did he say?
House... money... 3000, rent? I'll handle this
Uncle Happy... happy in name but you're never happy
But no one will pay 3000 for this house...
...tell him, but you can't, can you?
1500, at the most. - Mind your end of the business
Look at the water seepage up there. - You expected whisky for 3000?
Hey, he said what?
And look at that view
Open the window and take in that old man, coughing forever
Stop talking nonsense
Watching him makes me imagine, how quickly I might be dead
I don't want to hear anything, I want my rent, 3000, all of it
If you can't pay, clear out. I'll find any number of tenants
I don't run a charity
What?
Pay me in cash, not sign language
How much is it?
500... thrice?
Only fifteen hundred? Where's the other 1500?
Happy uncle, instead of your 1500, a new box
Another box?
You'll enjoy, strawberry flavor
As if it's a box of strawberry ice cream that you're giving me
I don't want condoms. Better explain to him, you mutt...
I don't want boxes, I want cash, 3000
Box... doesn't want... cash?
Shame on you, Happy uncle
Men without wives appreciate it's importance...
the significance of which is lost on married men of your ilk
You know,
we've no cash and badly off, so, please make use of this
I'm tired of the use of it,
a kilo and a half, if I lose a month, how long can I keep up the use?
Next month, I want full rent, get it?
I swear on your mother, next month...
we'll pay the full amount. - Don't involve my mother, next month...
I want full rent, get it? - It's just a little problem
Next month, we'll pay 3000. - Only you have problems and I haven't?
Next month, full rent! - Please try to understand...
What's it man?
Damn... he... he's saying the same thing?
He's saying the same thing? You're saying the same thing?
Same thing, all along, what else? - Sorry uncle
Deaf mute morons, for months... - Yes next month, for sure
Why didn't you tell that before?
Sure, even if you said, how would I hear?
Good God! Another box? - What to do?
Just take a look...
there's more in here than the company stocks
What am I to do with it all? Make Christmas gifts to neighbors?
What's it Mummy?
Shut up and get back to your homework
Why give to neighbors, I'm still here, I'll use up all of it
By God Jassi, if you're with me, we'll create a world record in a week
Shut up, you're useless. I've had enough of you
Now I'll call Dipak. - Don't you dare! I'll slap you
You married me, now you want Dipak? - Control your brain
Dipak will be the new paying guest, he'll move in with the twosome
And he'll pay half the rent. - Really? But who is this Dipak?
Now get off, quick
Move
Are you blind, can't you see?
Forgive me, an impulse from behind propelled me forward to you
Have I hurt you somewhere?
Not your hands upon me
Not that I can get anything else up on you
What! - My mistake
Let's embrace and I'll say sorry
Insolent idiot
She's gone? She too is gone, I can't impress girls
It's a man. - What are you up to, mister?
That's a cultured voice. Can you tell me where Jassi Villa is?
Two hundred feet.
Mister, two hundred feet in this direction
Thanks. - Strange sort
Two... three... four... five
Forty, forty one, forty two, forty three
44... 45...
47... 48...
My bag... which count was I on? I've slipped up
So this way... most likely... yes
60, 61, 62, 63, 64
65, 66, 67
Get up
Hello
Mister... hey mister...
Sorry, it's a watchman
Mirror-mirror on the wall, who's the bad-man of all?
Soprano, you are the one
Soprano, to end up like you, a villain, vile yet able,
from which institute can I procure a certificate to begin with
No institute rears the great villain, it happens to be a god-gift
One must possess the matrix of the mind,
greed, destruction, betrayal...
...hunger for power are elements that must be innate,
in one crazy DNA.
But to stay in power there are rules
To become a great villain, you have to follow rules
Rule number One,
unlike Mogambo, be not happy at every turn of phrase
Rule number Two, be not Shakal,
do not merely caress your bald pate...
...use also the brain that lies beneath
Rule number Three, like Gabbar...
...never go jaywalking in jungles chewing tobacco
Tobacco kills
I keep these three great villains...
...so I may learn from their mistakes
The villain of today ought to be international
It is the time for globalization
The villain should rake it in dollars, pounds, euros
Soprano, I too wish to become a bad-man, just like you
Idiot, unlike Ram Gopal Varma, I don't run a talent-launching factory
What message from the mafia?
Soprano, the mafia says that ever since...
Sushmita Sen, Priyanka Chopra and Aishwarya Rai turned into...
the misses of worlds and universes, the overseas demand has increased...
for Indian girls. Therefore...
our overseas distributor...
...Mr. Andy Lulla wishes for 50 more Indian beauties
To which end, he has sent an advance cheque of 100 million
Remember one thing Soprano, you are dealing with international mafia
Time is money for us
Up on the wall,
are portraits for you to see. But you see, I wish to exceed them all
I'm the greatest terror, biggest villain...
...the highest-hailed bad-man of India
So bad that history books of the future...
...will teach the kids a chapter upon me,
so they never turn bad like me.
Nothing is impossible for Soprano
Now presenting before you a parade of a sampling of Indian beauties
May I?
Oh, it's open?
Excuse me,
that watchman is lying out there bashed out of his senses
I generally do not hurt people, but he accosted me, so I did him in
Maybe I've been training too hard, but if you may please...
can you please direct me to this address?
I'm American
So that's why you don't talk much
Excuse me, surely someone around here is made-in-India?
Soprano, could he be a police stooge?
Will someone say something?
Have I wandered into a graveyard
Who are you? - Oh made-in-India! I'm blind
And I have lost my way, please, direct me to this address
What proof of your blindness? - You ask a blind man his witness?
Come, I'll lead you.
You know where I'm headed? - Yes
In the name of whoever your god be, I greet you
None whom you choose? - Mr. Doorman, you may choose to differ,
so I greet you in the name of all gods...
...you are free to choose what you like
Do I look like a doorman to you?
Goodness, are you the landlord?
Right choice, I'm he, who are you?
I'm Dipak
Oh, so you're Dipak, you are?
Yes. - Welcome
Jassi, look Dipak is here
I like to be paid on time, remember
Welcome, sit
Not that kind, I meant rent-on-time
Hi Dipak, so you came? - Hi, is that Jassi?
Yes, any problem finding this place?
Not at all, I just followed my nose
Namaste. - Sat Sri Akal, sit
I've told him to pay rent on time
Not on my wife's lap
Jassi, what's he to be, a tenant or an adopted son?
Fool! You can't tell between a sofa and my wife's lap?
You speak of sofa and wife? I make no difference between you and Jassi
What are you saying? - Well...
I'm blind
What!
I'm here in Mumbai for medical treatment
Damn
Oh serendipity! I'm given my third ape
Come on, I'll show you to your room-mates
Are you so delighted? - I'll show you
100 babies less
200 babies less
300 babies less
What... what's up?
Piss? Hurry up, we've lots to do
Don't forget to flush afterwards
Bloody shirker, goes pissing whenever there's work to be done
That's your bed, park your luggage
Be comfortable, tell me if there's anything you want
Happy uncle, how's life? - Perfectly all right
Who's this stylish guy? - New tenant
Kin? - My new tenant
A relative, is he a brother-in-law? - New tenant, he's putting up here
Nice, but supping up here? With us? But we normally eat out
Who's he? - He's stone deaf
He got stoned? Where? - Nowhere. His ears went on strike
This duffer is deaf. - Poor guy, hearing-impaired?
What did you say?
Whom is he addressing? - Say that again, I can read lips
Uncle, what did he say? - Explain this, my new tenant
Look brother, I am the new tenant
Oh... tenant
Uncle, this is no good. - And what you give me is good?
1500 in cash and the rest in second-hand, used condoms?
He's staying, you tell him that. Excuse me
Look brother, I am staying
Shut up... now talk
I'm talking, look at me... - Shut up
Yes talk. - I'm talking, what's your problem?
Yes, tell me
Oh... he stays here?
Some madcap! I'm saying so and then you clamp your hands on my mouth
He says what? - And then you expect me to speak?
He... said to me... madcap? Called me a madcap? Damn...
you call me mad, you swine
Let go of my neck, listen... - You, your uncle Happy, you're mad
Are you stoned or what? - Wears sunglasses indoors and I'm mad
Will you kill me, or what? I'm sending you to an asylum
You cur
Let go... help! - Come on
A four-armed Satan! - Step down, you coward
God! Am I among ghosts?
Help me! Hey Happy Singh!
He's scared of me. - I don't get scared
Happy Singh,
please, let me go
What happened?
Damn?
He?
Is blind?
He is blind?
You are blind?
You made me out rather soon
Why didn't you say so before? - I've been trying to, forever
Yes, you want to meet him? Oh yes, come on, meet my friend
So there's another? Is he dumb? - Come on
He's dumb. He's Harry the mutt. I'm Tom deaf and who are you?
Hello, hello, I'm Dipak and I'm blind. - What a dick! He makes up for
the Dick who was missing from Tom-Dick-n-Harry
Mind-blowing, nice to meet you. - You too, you too, hello
Dick's okay, but a little respect would make it sound fine.
Now I know why Happy called me an ape...
...one of the 3 apes who won't see, talk or hear
Don't sit! - What happened?
Our... you know... - What?
You'll ruin our balloons
We run an business in balloons, international, exporting
A business in balloons?
I see, marketing balloons
You're my life, my love,
my universe,
You're my life, my love,
my universe,
my days, nights, arise from you,
all conversations culminate in you
You're my lone companion,
you're my life, my love
Like an all-encompassing carnival...
...of all my dreams, fancies, memories...
you completely eclipse my life
In your being, I still revel in the emotions of my youth
Only in conjunction with you, climaxes the story of my existence
You're my life, my love,
my universe,
my days, nights, arise from you,
all conversations culminate in you
Hey move! - Who are you? Leave me!
Hey, who are you? Acting smart! Leave the girl! - Let go!
Inspector Vajpayee, you have saved countless girls from being raped,
you exposed countless sex scandals...
...so you were the best man for the case
But it's amazing, that girls are still being kidnapped...
...and you've not a clue
Sir, have no worries, soon I'll expose this racket
Let me mount this sting operation and all of India will be left watching
I've posted my most responsible officer...
...as an undercover on this operation
Who's it so early?
Yes... coming.
What've you brought so early?
Nothing but pomfret
Fresh stuff. - My stuff is always fresh,
would you like?
If you give, why won't I take?
How dare you,
you want me to scream for your wife?
Why do you keep screaming for my wife?
To do or not to do, is up to you. Go away, I don't want your pomfret
Then I'll go upstairs, he'll say yes for sure.
Even otherwise, I'd give it to him
How naughty, she sells it up there and then...
...she threatens to scream for my wife
I don't like your stuff
What happened?
Hello, this is Popatbhai
Hi Popatbhai, what news?
Send over 12 dozens
Sure, we'll send 12 dozens. No problem
Okay, I'm hanging up
All else fine, Popatbhai? How's the family and everyone?
Hung up?
He hung up?
Strange guy, disconnects without saying and you don't say either, why?
Sure, even if you said, how would I hear? Smart boy
Where is he?
I don't get a word of your crossword...
...and your friend won't understand my heart
So let's let it be, cute boy
Who's this golden girl?
Reading?
I don't want any today
Damn you
My love,
listen,
I have for you,
absolutely fresh pomfret
Once you get a taste of it,
you'll come asking again and again, give-me-more, give-me-more
You want?
You're telling me?
Wait till I tell you what
Curse your mother, some day I'll feed you my fish
Smell of pomfret
Has the fisherwoman come?
Hello, is anyone home? Is anyone telling me anything?
No one's telling anything, one's deaf, other's a mute
I'm stuck with cripples, oh forget it
Uncle... Tom uncle, Harry uncle, where are you? Come out, quick
Let me bathe in peace, as it is, it takes me twice the time. Who is it?
I'm Happy Singh's son. - Hello son
Where are Tom uncle, Harry uncle? - Uncle, today's my birthday
Really boy, you've become a big boy
Happy birthday, boy. - Thank you, uncle
Make sure you come to the party tonight
How can I refuse your invitation, I'll come for sure
Lands in a fix, what do I give the boy?
Think boy, think... idea
The party's happening right here
Bye Happy Singh, wonderful party, was great fun!
Hey Dipak? - Is that you Mr. Singh?
What are you doing here, with whatever's in your hands?
Balloons, for the kids. What better a gift for the kids?
Come on kids, quick, Dick uncle has colored balloons for you
He doesn't realize...
Come on kids, it's all for you. - What's he doing?
God, your mysteries are unending
Son, it's useless now
The government gives it away for free...
...go and pick up as many as you wish
Okay sir
Happy kids?
Happy, what's this! - Don't even talk about it, Jassi
This is so embarrassing, he blew them all up
It's the wrong use of it
Come here, have the lights gone out of your head as well?
Why are you angry Jassi, it's for the kids to play with
It's not for kids to play with, it's for their daddies to play with
Only for daddies? What kind of balloons Tom and Harry making?
Put me in an embarrassing spot, how am I concerned, balloons or condoms
Duffer! You know what you did, wasted 40 boxes of condoms
Guess how many births they could've prevented
Scoundrel, you've population on mind? Because of your rotten condoms...
do you know how much embarrassment I had to face?
Morons you don't know...
how a balloon isn't a condom? - Slowly, I can't make out
Don't hit me, don't! - What's he about, what?
He'll hit back?
We can't afford the rent and now, such a loss
Girl
Forget him
Hello, I am Dick. - That's a cute name
What say, how about making friends?
Why not, I would love to
I'm always open for new friends. - Me too, me too
You're such a sexy, strong, handsome Dick
This is going to be fun!
Your soft arms,
soft cheeks
I've softer parts. - Show me
You want to see?
So soft
How soft
What are you doing? Don't use force!
I'm not raping you, I'm making love
If your wife sees, she'll kill me.
Never killed a fly and she's gone out
That brings out the horse in you? Listen... don't stick like a leech
He pays me 1500 with a smile. - Rich man, poor man, we're different
So I'm different too, from someone who'll take a fifty
Give me something for a fifty, a kiss or a hug?
50... 100... 200... 500... 1000, enough is enough
Yes
Leave me, let me go
Bring her along
Take her away
Soprano Enterprises, what can I do for you?
Soprano, there's good news
Our foreign clients have immensely liked our Indian samples
Calls are coming in from Europe, America, London, China, Hungary
Everybody's hungry for Indian beauties...
...soon now, we're going to become...
the world's biggest wholesale dealers
We're going to be in demand, we might even float shares.
We can go corporate,
all over the world, in NASDAQ, in BSE, in CSE
Soprano is the king of the world
Thief
Thief! Where?
Put on the lights, lights! - What are you doing here?
Moonlighting at dawn and you guys showed me the stars
Let me watch
What's it?
You see... see? Even a blind man is interested
Who's that girl?
Right across lives my friend Avtar Singh
His niece, Celina
She's here to rejuvenate his hotel
What a view! - But this view costs... all of 3000
Tomorrow morning, I come to collect; boxes not acceptable, understand?
If you can't pay, pack and get lost. - What are you saying?
That rule isn't for you, good man. Have you heard, the rest of you?
Eleven am tomorrow. Until then, bye
Twosome, you understand? Eleven am tomorrow, or else...
I'm no Happy Singh
What did he say?
Any tensions? Tell me
We two?
Are screwed?
The landlord?
This house?
Wants cash? Why?
3000 in cash? When?
Tomorrow? Bless my mother ! And otherwise?
Pack?
And leave?
Where will we go?
We've no money, now what?
One minute
So much money?
Goodness! That much cash? Have you been stealing?
It's what I saved up for my eye surgery
Mind-blowing!
Take 3000, throw it in Happy Singh's face
Mind-blowing! Enough for us
Pay your rent
15-20,000! Enough for six months' rent
Let's stuff it down the landlord's throat
Besides, we've a fantastic item, what a view!
Why did you hit me?
What?
His eyes?
Gouge them?
Cut up?
Oh, surgery?
It's for your surgery?
But it doesn't mean more to me than the two of you
We can't use that
I can't bear to lose you. For the first time in my life...
in your company, I've taken to life
Friend, I understand nothing of what you said
But we can't take your money
We got to find some way else
There's another option
Look, it's of no use to me. Sell it, it's an antique
Money? - It'll fetch good money
Don't refuse me, please
Yes, tell me
Happy uncle? And that woman?
This is fun!
Now watch! Here's where we'll live, that's the view we'll watch
And all at Happy Singh's expense
Let me take a look too
Hang on
Yes, speaking
Speak
Moonlight Club? - Moonlight?
Moonlight Club?
Club?
I'll be there
Everybody now
Rock the dance floor
Snatched and taken
Your hunter's cruelty, my love...
snatched, took my heart...
and drove me crazed into love
Your hunter's cruelty, my love...
snatched, took my heart...
and drove me crazed into love
Let me tell you girl, you're the one I've been waiting
Every day and night you're the one I've been praying
You're my angel
Come up to me, girl
You're my lady
You're the one who's playing on the run
Making me weak, with the look so strong
Making me right, when proving me wrong
Then we met, face to face
When two wayward souls met...
love went the way of sacrifice...
then the love-pangs rose and sleep was lost
Your hunter's cruelty, my love...
snatched, took my heart...
and drove me crazed into love
Tell me, baby tell me
Want you all the time, all the time, o'love
Which arrow pierced me, I don't know
All I remember is my heart melting in passion's flames
Then slowly the pain ravaged me
And slowly my heart lost its peace
Your hunter's duplicity, my love...
snatched, took my heart...
and drove me crazed into love
Your hunter's cruelty, my love...
snatched, took my heart...
and drove me crazed into love
This item looks nice, pick her up
Who are you guys, what are you doing here?
Get out, quick
You don't hear? Out of here, quick
Oh Soprano, your bad luck
Put that photo away, just say what you want
Happy Singh here
Mr. Happy Singh, I'm the grocer
Your tenant came shopping, the dumb one.
He's bought a shop load and he says...
you're footing the bill. - Rogue, scoundrel, bastard
Whom are you cursing?
Not you, I'm cursing your shopper. Let him have the stuff
I'll come and pay you, personally. Don't come home with the bill
You will? I needn't come asking?
The wife is a dictator, you know
Curse the mother... - What!
The one who bore you. - How dare you
No, I'm not cursing you
Put it all on Happy Singh's bill
What are you looking for ? Looking for more?
What's he trying to get across?
Boss, I got it. He's praising all five daughters of yours,
each one is better than the other. If you may let him have one,
he'll make do with her
You mutt! You want to make do with my daughter?
You mean you won't? Then what is the allusion to my daughters?
What else do you want?
What's there?
The 501-brand soap? The just say so
And you smart ass, he meant soap and you made out my daughters?
He's a shopper, not a Romeo
What a girl
How do I woo her?
Idea
On her way back jogging, she falls into this hole
Then I save her and I emerge a hero
Don't cling. - I'm tired
Where does she go jogging, I can't spot her
Hold on
The municipal guys leave gutters open
Had it not been for me, you would've fallen right in
And you'd become lame and blind
You're saved because of me, now say thanks to me - Thanks
Wait, I'll close the manhole
Yes, shut it, it's a trap for blind men like me
Have you shut it? - Yes
Good. - A bag of groceries?
Here? - Cereals and bread
Also chips. - That's dinner
We're partying tonight, run!
For guys with eyes, girls are easy anywhere
But someone like me has to do it indoors
Hello...
Anyone there?
What are you trying? - Sorry, uncle
Hello... - Tell me
So her dad is dying of tuberculosis
Uncle, would you happen to know me? I'm right across the street
Who doesn't know you? You made balloons...
...out of condoms for the kids at the party
Sorry uncle, bad mistake. I can't see
Actually I'm here in Mumbai looking for a cure for my lifeless eyes
I need... your support
Yes yes, why not. Come in. - Thank you, thank you uncle
Careful, the steps. Come in, son
Uncle, you are so kind
Stand here, one minute
Here you are, son. - Yes?
Two hundred rupees. - No uncle, you're getting me wrong
I don't need money, please. - Bravo!
A man ought to have so much self-esteem...
...one ought never to accept charity
Right sir. - You can do something for me
Sure! Anything for you, uncle
Good, now bend down
Bend down... why? If you won't bend...
how will I get on top of you? - On top of me?
Unless I get on top of you, how can I get knocking
Get knocking? - Yes
Uncle... - Son, for two long days...
I've been looking for someone in vain and now you come volunteering
I'm like a son to you! - That's just why son, bend down
Just stay down while I get done
Let me mount you, just stay down
Don't move, I'll be through, give me two minutes of knocking
Hurry up! - Here I come
Thank you son, I'm done
You didn't think of using a table or a chair
Two days ago, I tried using a chair and a table, both crashed
That's why I asked you to bend
Uncle, your work is done. Now my part of the deal, please
Your part of the deal? - Will you let me meet Celina?
Celina? Celina isn't at home. - Yes... what?
Much ado about nothing
How do I impress Celina enough to make her walk into my arms?
Celina!
For once, just let our eyes meet
Where is she gone?
I'm sure she never spotted me, else...
...no one can miss such a handsome boy
It's okay,
next time
Anybody home?
Everyone just died?
Hello
He's home alone
Watch... you and I...
are locked in a lonely room and the keys are lost
Cute kid
Smell of fish?
You? - I'm the one, am I not?
What for have you come here?
With a pomfret for you, you want? - I want none of it, go away
I'm not going away. - What did you say?
I... am not... going away
Then I'm going
Then I'm coming after you
What are you doing in the kitchen?
Hold on, let me do it for you. - Don't touch my eggs, go away
Why? You don't like me? - I can't get anything of what you say
Go away please, please leave. - Look, let me learn your lingo
You should learn my lingo. - What's all this signaling?
Duffer. - Go away, please
What are you up to? - Something else on your mind?
I don't like girls in traditional costumes, only girls in jeans
Jeans?
Then you should've said so
For your sake, I'll turn myself into a girl in jeans. Afterwards...
if you won't accept me, then I'll cut you up like fish
Soprano, you also know how to dance?
You are great
Not great
Greatest... greatest
Soprano, after all this dance practice...
...will you send us to contest Indian Idol?
Idiots
I'm trying to give you a hint, it's time...
...for the festival of nine nights...
the nine nights when girls pretend...
...to be dolled-up Karinas-Preetis-Ranis
Then they go dancing into the nights, unawares of the Soprano-men...
who'll be there, waiting for them; then in between the dances...
my men will kidnap them and bring them here
Then we'll dispatch them to foreign countries
Steps ahead... move it blind man. - Where? Up on the stage?
I want to dance. - Someone dance with me
What are you doing? - Step back
Watch your step
Don't push me
Don't push
I only want to dance
Why are you pushing me? - Let me dance
Will someone dance with me... someone, anyone...
He won't let me dance, who does he think he is
I'm going to complain
They invite us, then they insult us, what are the rules of this dance?
Come... just sit.
What are you trying? Get out. - Let's go
Yes, join the dance
Stand aside
Nice - Nice pairing
Now watch the show
Can't live a lonely life...
without you my mate, I've no peace
Can't live a lonely life...
Everywhere...
your face,
your every memory comes alive,
coloring my passions,
darker than any earthly color
I give you my being, I give you my heart
Here's my story of me and you
My passions, prayers, all for you
Without my mate, I've no peace
This loneliness is unbearable
Mad, mad rushes of the heart,
what an overwhelming craving
But you don't know,
oh you won't know...
how heartbeats race
You're my life
I'm in love with you
In you, I lose myself
In you, I've found every joy
Without you my mate, I've no peace,
in loneliness, I can't bear to live
When my breath flows from you,
every anxious moment stretches like a season before me...
and my world is waiting for you, my heart pining in every beat
For you, I am waiting
For you, my passion waits
For you, my ecstasy waits
For you, my love waits
Without you my mate, I cannot rise to ecstasy
alone, I've no wish to crest the peak
What happened?
Where's Celina?
Come on, quick... - Where's Celina gone?
Quick, come
Wait, I've to climb down steps
Hey two some, are you ditching me?
Hey guys, you can't do this to me.
Leave me!
Who are you?
You let go of Celina!
Where is Celina?
Fool! Take photos!
Hold this one
Slipped
Taking on a blind man?
No sparing you, now
Now you're dancing with Soprano, so stop wriggling and stand still
Take that scoundrel
Swine, elephant, hippopotamus! - All cowards
Many thanks to all of you, you saved my life, thank you
In thanking us, you are embarrassing us...
...As good neighbors, it's our duty
You are... my neighbors?
You don't know us? This is Tom, I'm Dick, he's Harry
We're right across the street
But I've never seen you. - We see you every day
He said something? He did?
He... watches her?
Blind fool, what can you watch?
He's blind, can see nothing; but I watch you every day...
when you're on the terrace, doing workouts. You look exotic
Just like a slice of the Moon
Then you watch me too? - He's speechless
By the way, I'm so glad to have met you, thank you so much
You too
Okay... - Bye
Lovely, guys. - Yes, and I'm inclined...
to present her before you as my wife
Said something again?
She?
Get lost, she's mine just you watch
Enough of this only-mine stuff. Let's all try our best to get her
Let the best man...
no, that's fair... no?
Vanished?
Now she's mine, for sure
Swing, swing
You are my prayer, my desire
In memories of fantasies...
you reign
You set my heart rocking
Swing to it, swing
It's a moment's chance, lost or found...
but I always find myself thinking of you,
how to stop myself, mate?
Untamed memories,
uncontrollable moments...
without you, no peace nowhere, mate
You've set my heart rocking
Swing to it, swing
None one but you in mind's universe, horizons, mate
You pervade my mindscape, my heart and being and body and soul, mate
You've set my heart rocking
Swing to it, swing
Dick boy...
I'm rather ashamed to speak your name
Look at your belly and mine... how can you see, let me explain
Your belly, flat like an expressway
Mine resembles an arching flyover, it only grows with more exercise
And the more the belly arches, the lesser is my wife's interest in me
That's why I go after maids, I'm not a pervert, I'm helpless
I say, you should hire a maid too, all ends will be served
Come off it Happy
Harry, what's the matter?
Tell me
A phone call? I'll take it
Try and express it properly
Oh drop it, you aren't Amitabh Bachchan in...
...Black nor I am Rani Mukherjee...
to understand your unspoken word. So forget it
You want me to explain? Yes, start
You... asleep? He was asleep
Died? - Who, Tom?
Up in a fire?
Down the drain?
What happened was, I was asleep
In sleep... a dream. He dreamt a dream
And it must've been about Celina? ...
...You've been dreaming about my wife?
One minute, let him speak
Who else was there in that dream with you?
He was? - Yes!
And? - The deaf guy too? Yes...
was I there?
Damn you
Anyway, what do you dream?
Someone got you... by the butt?
Someone who sways at hips?
Oh, the fisherwoman was there too?
Then?
Cap
Celina put a foolscap on you?
Celina was wearing a cap and sucking on a sugarcane?
Shut up, shut up, shut up,
shut up! Okay, come again. Don't get angry
A man in a cap, bearded. A bearded man wearing a cap
And what was he doing? Sucking a sugarcane?
The bearded guy wearing a cap was singing
A bearded guy in a cap, singing? Himesh Reshamiyya's!
What a dream! Of late, you're seeing multi-starrer dreams?
While the two of you keep dreaming, your mate will vamoose with Celina
Only if we let someone do vamoosing
Mr. Constable?
Police! Hands up!
The threesome made lots of trouble last night
The Inspector wants to see them right away, follow me
Sir, I've brought in all three. - Good
Thy are the ones. - Welcome
I am over here
So, the three heroes? - Yes
Look... over there...
What? - The younger generation...
should follow your example. Be seated...
...- The example is meant for youngsters,
not for you. - You were making a statement?
Just a slip of the tongue
We've no wish to join the police force
Doesn't ring? - It's ringing
That's what I'm saying
Doesn't ring
It's ringing
Not working?
Are you deaf?
The three of you put up a fight with those goons
Therefore, you have seen the goons
Now, tell our sketch artiste what the goons look like,
to enable him to draw their sketches so that we can get the gang quickly
You don't need sketches to get them...
...I'll show you the way to get to them
You will?
Blind man's show? - I may be blind
But I'm always going around with a camera, and you know what...
I'm always clicking away
What's he saying?
During the fight, I clicked photos from every angle
Where are the photos? - Inside the camera
Where's the camera? - In a room
Where's the room. - Inside the house
Where's the house? - Nearby
Wait for 15 minutes, I'll be back in an hour
I'll wait for 15 minutes, you'll be back in an hour?
I'll be shuttling back and forth. - What need?
I've twenty cars waiting outside, pick one, go and come back
Police cars never arrive anywhere in any nick of time
What did you say? - Excuse me, sir
Let's go
He returns with their photos and I nab the goons
And once I've nabbed them, I'll get a huge promotion
Thank you
Not mere photographs, it's my career...
in photographs
Those are their photos
Where are the photos of the goons?
Maybe... I took the wrong angles
I feel like changing every angle in your body
I feel like booking you...
on every possible charge,
from organized to petty crime
He said what?
Which I can't do, because I need you fro the sketches
Put them away, until the sketch-wallah arrives. Get out!
Why are you shouting? This is too much. We saw nothing, goodbye
No! Don't go away! Stay, please!
Why is he begging? - I'll beg at your feet, don't leave!
Stay, please...
Fix that bell. - I'll do anything, please stay
Wait, please
They're gone?
Soprano, those rascals have seen my...
...face. - Not only that. The threesome...
went to the police station. - If you say so,
we can ensure that the threesome is no more
Send your men, kill the bastards
Noble villains...
once again, wrong advice
The poor cripples that they are, a few words are enough to kill them
In this age of satellites, telephonic threats are enough
Hello, one second
Hello defective pieces
I get to hear that your software's are corrupt
You want me to crash your hard discs?
Who's it?
Very friendly with the police?
Mummy never told you that making friends with cops is no good?
You don't watch Bollywood films?
The police is in cohorts with the likes of us
Bloody stupid-idiot-nonsensical people, deaf-blind-mutes
you want to mess with me?
You want to take me on?
One second, one second... - Yes?
Ballad Split it?
Ball... lad? Get rid of lad, keep ball?
One second...
What was that? Karate?
Man who? Van Damme?
Bruce Lee Split Bruce Lee?
Dump Bruce, keep Lee, then?
That one? Ball? Lee?
Ball Lee... bully?
What, a bully?
You dog, you rogue, you bastard, you dare bully my friend?
If you've the guts, come out in the open
And I'll shove that phone down your throat
Me too. - Go ahead
You dog!
Soprano, they're talking code
In the underworld, they're connected, maybe more than us
I'll kill you like a dog! - Pass that to me
Put on your brakes
Swine! No, you're swine, you must be a fly
I am Ray More, I'll make you no-more
If you use foul language...
Shut up, Shut up, Shut up... - I'll screw you online
Shut up
Your parents made mistakes, you dogs
Your turn... no you mutt... give that back to me
Dog, coward, swine
Hold on, a second... what?
Hung up?
Scared? - Bloody scared
I'll hack them to pieces for every piece of foul language that they used
But I won't count the pieces
Mr. Grocer, I told you, don't come home, but if you insist,
don't raise your voice, my wife will throw me out
The boys bought the supplies, I didn't, how am I to blame?
And how am I to blame? You were telephoning me saying,
let them have it, let-them-have-it, imagine what the bill is like?
Hush, my wife will drive me out of my home
Hush? 11,470. That's the bill, so please pay up
11,470... over how many years? - Years? A month's bill
11,470 billed in a month? Do they eat or hog it?
Anything else?
More. What's the bill for the milk?
4,500. - Take that
4,500 worth of milk, do they bathe in milk?
What more? - Wait a minute
Mr. Khan, speak up. - I gave them 5,000 in cash
They're borrowing on my account? - Correct
Mr. Grocer, let's do it this way...
keep this 10,000. I'll see you later. - What good is 10,000?
Share the spoils, I'll see you later...
...- Otherwise, I'll have to come back
You have no faith in my word?
Tone down,
your wife might hear
He understands. Do come and settle - Sure
Let's go, I'll pay your share
Happy Singh, unless you fix these apes soon enough...
Give me the broom, you will break the bulb. Get down
Can't you work properly? Keep this aside
Bring the table here
This side.
You relax, uncle
Praise the Lord
Thank you, dear
You have set my restaurant going that was shut down for years
I'm elated, dear
Thank you. - My dream has also come true, uncle
My best wishes are always with you
Mr. Happy, is she here?
No, she isn't here yet. You've stood me up at the window since morning
For your dame, my maid will go away. I'm off
Go on. I'm going too
Where will you go? - Nothing to worry
I'm going to your wife, to show her a picture of your black deeds
The three of you are jerks. You guys have a picture...
in your pockets, and you are always blackmailing me
We're helpless. You are my eyes
With the help of your eyes, I see through my heart
I see what she is wearing, I see... she is here!
No. - I'm telling you, she is here
Fool. I can see. She is not here. You are blind, how can you be sure?
You are lying. I can smell her. She is here
You must get your nose treated along with your eyes
Who are you looking for? - You, of course
Ms Celina... you? At our humble abode?
I inaugurated my uncle's restaurant. I just came to offer you sweets
Cur! Swine!
This is not fair. They make you work so much that your hands are swollen
Do you do the dishes in the restaurant?
Fool. Here is her hand
I see. Congratulations again
Here you are. - Look...
I need something else
What? - Promise me that...
you will give it to me. - What? - A job
What a joke
What's wrong with him? - You guys are here?
Why do you leave me alone? I was waiting for you. Have sweets
What for? You got your eyesight back? - Eyesight won't make me so glad
I've got Celina
Know what? She gave me a job in her restaurant
He mentions Celina. What did you say?
... - I'll make good use of my blindness
I'll touch her here, there... I'll even pounce on her
Where is he touching? - Sorry. I mean...
I'll apologize to Celina and tell her that I'm blind. Yes!
Shut up! Explain, buddy. Tell me
Handicaps, you have wasted my time
My sweetheart is waiting for me, I must go
I only wanted to share the good news. Bye
Oh yes, if it has gone over Mr. Deaf's head...
then Mr. Dumb, explain to him slowly in your sign language. Okay?
Take your time... bye.
He called you dumb. Explain to me, what did he say?
Coca Cola for you, sir. - It's Orange, I asked for Coke - What?
Did he ask for Coke? - Who is it? Doesn't matter
I'm the barman. You go and clean the tables
What did he say?
Clean the tables? Hey blind bat! You clean the tables
We will clean Celina. - Harry, you too?
What are you guys doing here? - You said you'd touch Celina...
here, there... - I didn't
Now that we are here, we'll touch here, there...
Don't touch me! - We'll even apologize on your behalf
Now go on, clean the tables. - Pushing a blind man, eh?
Aren't you ashamed?
Don't you touch me! - Come on
Where are you going? - Celina belongs to me
I won't spare you! - She'll be in my arms
Damn you!
Don't touch me, jerks!
If you are a real man, take me on!
Don't touch me from behind!
Yes! Gotcha!
Over here, blind bat
Kidnapper! It's him! Get him
Harry, stone!
Why did you hit him?
Dandiya?
No connection Tell me
Him... dandiya... and?
Fight? The fight during dandiya? Is he the kidnapper?
Why didn't you tell me? - Morons! I've been telling you
He's the kidnapper I caught during the dandiya
He escaped. - My restaurant!
What? - Behind
My restaurant... - Please don't be angry, Ms Celina
The kidnapper who had come during the dandiya, he was here
Where is the kidnapper? - I was there, I caught him
Did you see him? - Yes, I saw him
Which means, he knows that you guys work here
We must go to the police station. Come on, boys
Careful
Mirror mirror on the wall
Who is the bad man of all? - Soprano
You are the worst. - Soprano!
Hear that?
The greatest villain hangs his head in shame today because of you
Two
Seven
Nineteen
Soprano's man gets nineteen stitches!
My well wishers, what'd you have done in my shoes?
I'd have wrung his neck right there
Mogambo would've sentenced him to death
I'd have given him to the crocodiles
My man...
should be shot
Gabbar, Mogambo, Shakal...
you know why you are losers?
Because you killed your own men and depleted your own powers
Soprano won't do that
Soprano will kill his enemy
I got it, Soprano
Bloody wastrels. They are back again. - Inspector sahib...
they will describe the kidnapper. - They will describe the kidnapper?
The blind, mute and deaf... will they describe the kidnapper?
The bell doesn't work. - It is working
Yes, it's not working
It is working. - Get it fixed, sir
All right, I'll get it fixed
Who will describe the kidnapper? - Sir, I will describe
The blind man will describe him, eh? You saw him, did you?
Yes... no, I didn't see him, but I felt him
I could smell him. The restaurant was full, there was chaos all around
Suddenly the short kidnapper came before me
And I held him tight! - Don't touch her
Sir, you won't believe, he was there even at the dandiya
I smelt him, I felt him. - Over here
Did anyone see his face? - Well...
Did anyone see his face? - They will tell you. They are my eyes
These two? This deaf man will talk, eh?
Deaf? - Stop
Why do they always threaten me? Tell me
What?
A man...
that man... caught
Short man... caught. Oh yes, he held on to the goon
His... face
I see. We need to describe him
That goon... on one condition, sir
What? - Don't gape. I understand
If Celina asks me...
I'll tell her. - Is he touching his sister-in-law?
He is touching her? Touching here there? Dammit
C'mon, hurry up. Where's that slink? I must fix him
Hurry up
Freak!
So the hero is humming here
There's no one in the restaurant either
You know what to do, don't you? - Yes
Go on. - Let's go. Tell me...
how do I look? - Beautiful
Gosh! - What happened?
Thanks. I'm off. - Let's watch it live
Celina!
What's happening?
At least touch me and explain
Sorry
You? - Yes
You said, you liked girls in jeans
Here I am in jeans. Tell me, how do I look?
How did you come here? - Your friends told me you are here
Friends? I see. I'll fix them later
Get this clear. I don't love you. - Why not?
Because I like Celina. And that's why we are working here. Get that?
Celina? I'll fix her and you as well
Bloody swine! Parasite
That slimy woman! I'll fix her
Where has Soprano sent us? To kill?
Or to clean the restaurant? Not a soul in sight
There! The two monkeys
This bomb will fix them for good
Help me down
Excuse me, waiter. - Yes?
Give me one pinacolada margoretti, on the rocks
What language is that? - The restaurant is closed. Come later
Okay, I'll come later
What?
Bloody dogs! Who sent her inside? - Raped!
What are you laughing for, blind bat? Did you see anything?
Don't try to placate me. I don't want your gift
What's that?
What?
That man... what happened? His gift?
I see. I'll give it to him. I'll come back and fix the two of you
Sure, go on
Hello, Soprano? I've planted the box so cleanly that...
let alone the three chaps, not even the wind will know about the bomb
You know, I've set the bomb to 30 seconds
After 30 seconds, there will be a blast, so enormous that...
it will rock even America... - You left your stuff behind, sir
People will forget 9/11. - You left your stuff behind
All the TV channels in the world will be showing only you
Shall I keep it in the car? - Bush will hire you to kill Osama
It's in the car. - You'll be the greatest villain
Start counting, Soprano. Five, four...
three, two... blast!
I like it. I like it!
Those three defective pieces turned out to be very brave. I like it
You went to blow them up and got yourself blown up instead. I like it
I like it. Soprano likes it
Hello, Mafia? Yes, Mafia
Your consignment will leave in few days
Hello, God
From angry young men to miserable mothers...
...everyone prayed for something
And You answered their prayers. For the first time, I seek something
God, please give me some girls. Please God, fill up my consignment
Please God, I'm pleading You
Give me some girls, God
I'm Bijlee, a fisherwoman. - So?
So, I've come to tell you that you are very beautiful
And what do they say? Yes, hot. You are very hot
You can find anyone. But there's only one for me. Tom
Look, Harry will suit you fine
As for Dipak, he's nice too
But please spare Tom. - Who are you talking about?
Damn! Tom Dick and Harry who work in your restaurant
Tom is mine. - What rubbish!
It's true. In your love, he left everything and joined your restaurant
He's been cleaning, sweeping and doing dishes. He's crazy for you
But I don't love him. - Really? Then go and tell them
So that they are exorcised of your love and I'll find my Tom
I'll leave now. You must do this job, it's urgent. Bye
You guys love me, eh?
Yes, of course. We are in love with you
Especially, me. A lot more than others
But we have no idea who you love. Tell us...
who is the fortunate one amongst us? - It's me
Tell me, baby. - Shut up
You ought to be ashamed of your actions. I'm trying to help you guys
How could you malign me? - But it's not our fault
You are so nice, so caring, that all of us fell for you
Actually, we joined the restaurant...
only to stay close to you
How easily you guys poured your heart out
You didn't even care to think that it could hurt me
I empathize with you guys, I don't love you
We are just friends. Understand?
As for the misgivings in your heart, chuck them out
One who messes with love, ruins himself
Your words make me feel that you've been betrayed in love
That's my personal problem. Understood?
Now that we are good friends...
you have to tell us about him
Your problem is our problem now
There was someone in my life whom I loved
Due to some misunderstandings, we parted ways
Just watch. We will dispel the misunderstandings in a trice
Tell us, where does he live?
I don't want to meet him, I don't want to face him either
Get another thing clear. I don't want to...
...hear anything about love here anymore
Understand?
What happened? Tell me
Good afternoon, sir. - Hey Celina
What news? You look disturbed?
I'm tired of this threesome. I gave them jobs at the hotel because...
I expected the kidnappers to come for them and then I'd arrest them
But now they're in love with me. - Look Celina,
you're a police officer and you're on duty...
...I hoped to hear positive news
Sir, I think I've got them
An informer is tipping me off about their whereabouts
I think we can raid them tonight
You just be ready with the force, sir
So what was the big mistake?
All three of us have hurt Celina,
unknowingly, we hurt her feelings, deeply
Now, that you shouldn't have done. In matters of the heart, she is sad
That's why, to keep herself busy, she re-started my restaurant
Now you've gone and hurt her?
I know and that's why, on behalf of all of us...
I'm here to apologize
She isn't at home right now
She has come! - Yes, I think Celina has come
I'll be back
Celina must forgive all three of us and how can she refuse...
I'll beg at her hands and feet and everything
Has Celina arrived? - Not Celina, instead a bouquet for her
Must be from her boyfriend? - Celina knows the answer best
One minute, the phone
Lovely bouquet,
the fragrance is enticing, the boyfriend, must be
What's this, an envelope?
The boyfriend's whereabouts must be inside, this is fun!
You may have procured the boyfriend's address
But will Celina be willing to return to him?
If we can eradicate the misunderstandings between them...
the lovers may re-unite
Ask him how
How?
Our job is done, if somehow, we can pitch them face to face
But how? Celina doesn't even want to see his face
Think, think, how to take Celina...
What? - One minute
One minute, but what can he achieve in a minute?
You mean we put Celina inside a bottle and we take her along
Silly, small bottle-big Celina, won't fit each other
Shut up, shut up, shut up
Oh I see, we hit her on the head with a bottle,
we knock her out and then we take her...
...third-rate idea, but worth a try
Tea... brother of tea... coffee?
Lace her coffee
She drinks,
she dies?
No... is knocked out of her senses? Wonderful idea
When did this bouquet arrive? - A while ago
But what are you looking for inside?
There was to have been an envelope...
...- There was an envelope, must be there
Were there any callers at home? - Yes, Dipak came
Dipak...
Dipak... Dipak... Dipak... - Yes?
Did you take an envelope from the bouquet
Envelope? Yes Tom, pass the envelope
What childishness is this, Tom? Give me that envelope
Over coffee, as if you've forgiven us
No coffee
Do you understand, I want the bloody card
Instant coffee, happens instantly. - What childishness is this?
Coffee, please. - I don't want coffee
Drink it up, we're drinking coffee too
Give me the card, I said give me the card - Okay, take it
Sir, the address... I...
Swooned? - Yes
What planning!
The blind boy has come on crutches, this time, they have a girl too
Go away
Gentlemen, we were rehearsing a drama
What can I do for you?
I've brought your girlfriend to you
She was not willing to come, so we have to dope her
You never give up true love over quarrels
You ought to forgive her and also apologize to her when she comes to
You've no idea how nice-soft and-pretty a girlfriend you have
How did come to know that she is my girlfriend?
Can true love ever be hidden, sir?
I've been in love too and for someone who is truly in love,
what better a gift?
I am... so grateful to you!
In re-uniting parted lovers, you've achieved...
what Sharukh Khan did in the movie Koyla
what Akshay Kumar did in the movie Dil To Pagal Hai
what Salman Khan did in the movie Kuch Kuch Hota Hai
Thank you! In returning my beloved to me, you have done a great job
Please, do come for my wedding. I'll send you invitation cards
Take care of her. - Only after you leave?
So now, we depart
Yes, go on... - No, we won't eat anything
We're leaving. - Get going
Bring that along too.
Mission complete
The consignment walks straight up to us
We're going to have a party
And the theme will Bollywood
Mumbai Police has met with some success in the kidnappings' case
Look, that bald guy on TV
The Mumbai Police has found the gang, and this is gang-leader Soprano
Soprano is wanted in several countries
He must be some bigshot, announcing his wedding on TV
That guy... the one who catches?
Kidnapper? He is a kidnapper?
Above the kidnapper? What can that be? Oh... boss!
Celina's boyfriend is the kidnappers' boss?
Celina! Where are you?
Sir, I'm in this place... - Which place?
Where the girls are being held. - Give me the address
Contact Tom, Dick and Harry
They are the ones who brought me here, they know this place
Mistake... I've committed a grave mistake
Why are you hitting him?
He... is... at fault?
Yes! All his fault. Damn you!
The day he came to my house and bent down for me, I knew he's an ass
Had I known that the fuse in his brains...
...is blown just like in his eyes...
I wouldn't have given him a place to live in my house
Why are you screaming at him, whatever...
...he did, he did it out of love, right?
One minute lady, one minute
Now let me think, what's to be done
No! - Don't!
What happened? He?
Is thinking of thinking?
He's talking about thinking? - Yes
No! Uncle, whatever else you do in life...
...don't think of thinking, please
Leave that to us, please. - Okay
What do we do now? I haven't a clue
At this rate, while we're thinking, they'll be celebrating
Got to work out a plan, got to save Celina
Tom... come along, quick
If they are celebrating...
if they are celebrating...
why don't we join the celebrations ? Idea! Where are they gone?
What I must do to get to you
Oh what things I must do, to get to you...
what I must do to get to you
Oh what things I must do, to get to you...
what I must do to get to you
Your gait drives me crazy, blows my mind, O 'my love
What I must do to get to you
Your gait drives me crazy, blows my mind, O 'my love
What I must do to get to you
I'm restless,
love me
Forget the world,
for love, live or die
What I must do to get to you
A wild ecstasy, swinging in my heart, a strange elation is born
I cannot bear the pangs of solitude
Those words of yours, raise such hopes, makes me lovelorn, O'my love
What I must do to get to you
Love's a magic that makes every heart throb
You can't stop that, no matter what you want
What I must do to get to you
In love's season, you're left restless
It's murderous, it can kill in cold blood
Then let's dance together, give in to the throbbing,
let's burn ourselves and set the world on fire, O'my love
What I must do to get to you
Fantastic!
Mind-blowing
You've turned my party into something great
I love it
Hey beautiful
You are so pretty, you ought to have come...
...when I was scoring half century
Anthony...
fantastic
Mr. Pandey,
very good
Mr. Khan,
lovely
How do you do?
Nice meeting you
Blind man's bluff, I can see through it all
Get them all. - Get them?
My hero, my hero, come, hold me!
What do I look like to you? (e0
Missing a light bulb somewhere?
What do you take me for, a stupid bald, idiot?
I was brought up on Bollywood films
The mistakes of Shakal-Mogambo-Gabbar are never to be mine
Soprano is an international villain
You think you can use a 70s climax to nab me... Soprano?
If you have to catch Soprano, think international...
...think big, think global
Now show to me all their real faces...
...show me their faces
I'm a Sikh for real! - Sorry
What are you doing?
What's happening?
It's running? I'll fix it myself
Girl friend?
Ah! Love to love you baby
With the two of you, Soprano will make six bald babies each
You defective pieces will be bashed up so badly by my men...
...will ever again try to even stare at Soprano
And inside Soprano's den the police never arrives
Come on babies, time to make babies, the police isn't coming
We have arrived!
Take off your glasses, see for yourself the police have come
And this time, we're on time. Before the climax ensues
P.K. Waghmare gives goons like you such a bashing,
that you'll live in fear of being born again on earth.
Catch the scoundrels
Hands off
Good job, officer
What's going on
Officer? - Yes, officer in disguise
Planted by me
For villains like you, such officers are needed
Police officer? - No!
Celina is a police officer? - Celina is a police officer
Soprano, have you lost your nuts? Where's your gun?
The boss never packs a gun, the pocket dog does
Your commissioner wears one?
You mean to say, I am a pocket dog?
Worse than that
Let go
Leave it
Let go, you bald swine
Took one of your men
Does he know how to use a gun?
One down on your side
Now's your turn
Soprano hits police
No police... get out
No one must escape
And dash the hard discs of those defective pieces
One minute
Take me on
You're in a friend's arms, kick at 3 o'clock
9 o'clock
Nine and three... hit
Mind-blowing
3 o'clock up ahead
One-two... one-two
What was that? - Alarm clock
You'll hit a girl? No... I knew that
You're my cute boy
Filth, rogue
Dog, die
Two more slaps for you
How cute
Take that... and that
Come... let me save you... come...
Soprano's lesson number one. Die laughing
Why are you dancing? You've made friends?
Join the dance
Hit!
Where? - Hit
Why are you hitting Harry?
We're friends now, keep a memento
When did we make friends?
Three apes?
Ape one
Number two
And third
Look what your bald boss is coming to, you'll end up like him too
Run
Time out... Soprano
Come on Soprano
Sorry my mistake, but how would I know, you were dancing with him
Goodness, what have I gotten into?
Got you! I'm not leaving you
Filth! You grab a girl from behind ? Just you wait, I'll show you
Come on now
What are you staring at? - Silicon valley
Curse your mother
It's for real
What makes you laugh?
Soprano's rule number two
Getting bashed by a woman is a privilege of sorts
I'll give you some
Are you okay? - Darling, I always knew...
someday you'll come to my rescue! - Now let's eat the fish
He's here to save you, not for fun, get going, go home quick
Sexy, what's going on here and what are you up to? Go and fight
Soprano is coming
Get my helicopter, Soprano's helicopter
Curse your mother! I'll show you... - What language! Shut up
Girls, stay back. - You locked up the girls?
All the girls are out? Lock them up
Girls, to fight with Soprano?
Girls belong in Soprano's bed
Soprano buys them and sells them
Women aren't chattel for buying-selling
I'll teach you what women are
Nice chair! - Get out of Soprano's throne
You want me to get out and show you?
You're back?
Get out of it, you bald fool
God! Soprano is defeated?
The mistakes of Shakal-Mogambo-Gabbar were never mine
Still, a threesome blind-mute-and-deaf defeated me?
Some Tom-Dick-and-Harry defeated Soprano
Shame on me
Kill me, somebody shoot me
Someone, give me a bullet, please
Get a hold on him, he has gone mad
Move it everyone
Girls, you're free to go home
Clear out, everyone
Not, I'm not telling you to go away
We're off, please stay on a while
Whom to choose?
The first, second or third?
Whom to choose?
Hey Bijli... - Hey, when did you come?
Send a current through me,
shock me
Flowers, for you
What... gives... today... you are in love with me?
Today I have come to talk to you about romance
I have come to propose to you, love
What are you thinking?
Whom... am I... to choose?
Meaning?
Meaning, two more fish are now in my net
There are two others in your life? Who are they? Rotten fish!
There they are, my cute boys.